duckie manhattan (splendeed) wrote in solstice_cafe,
duckie manhattan
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At a White Elephant party I attended last night, one of the hottest items was this barista action figure. When my turn came up, I stole it, but then someone stole it from me, dammit. Foiled again. I wanted to burn the motherfucker in effigy. TWO HEADS! It has TWO HEADS! Both have trendy glasses, of course. ::groan:: I wanted to smell the burning plastic, watch as the flesh melted in the flame, imagine her tortured cries as she begged forgiveness for her snippy impatience with my incompetent cocoa-ordering...
Yikes! I have a bit of pent-up-barista-rage, no?
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